Sorry, My Wife Has a Hole in Her Brain Chapter 17

Su Wenqing's unique painting style and extremely ugly calligraphy sparked a heated discussion. After several rounds, everyone's attention was attracted by the di daughter of Yingguo Duke who was dancing in colorful clothes.

Su Wenqing was the only one who couldn’t extricate herself from the embarrassing scene…

After finally getting back to the room, Su Wenqing buried her head in the quilt like an ostrich, "Sob, sob, sob——I don't want to ever go out again!!!"

"Miss." Cuidie knocked on the door.

Su Wenqing sighed, turned over, and lay on the bed with her arms spread out, "Come in."

As soon as Cuidie pushed the door open, she saw Su Wenqing lying in a rude and indecent posture. She opened her mouth and forgot what she wanted to say for a moment.

Su Wenqing covered her eyes with her arms, and after ten seconds, she stood up and regained her usual easygoing self. She smiled and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Yes, yes," Cuidie finally picked up her tongue, "Third Young Master Wen's attendant has already agreed."

Su Wenqing stood up excitedly and asked, "How did he agree?"

Cuidie said, "As soon as I told him that you wanted to discuss something with him, he immediately agreed without asking any questions and seemed very happy."

Cuidie paused and continued, "But it was strange. I thought it would be difficult to wait until he was alone, but as soon as your boat left, I saw him alone next to me. It was as if he was deliberately hanging around in front of me."

Su Wenqing pondered in silence. Zhao Yiniang had told her that she used her name to arrange the matter between Third Young Master Wen and Su Jinsheng. She had no interaction with this person before, but when this person heard that she had something to discuss, he agreed without asking. The only possible explanation was that this person thought there was some connection between her and him. It can be concluded that this person was most likely bribed by Zhao Yiniang.

As for why he deliberately hung around in front of Cuidie, maybe when she was identifying who the Third Young Master Wen was this morning, he mistakenly thought that she had something to talk to him about.

Su Wenqing felt the favor of the God of Destiny for the first time, and her eyes almost filled with tears. She held Cuidie's hand and said, "Good Cuidie, you are really my lucky star. Get ready and come with me to meet this attendant tonight."

That night, Su Wenqing slyly pulled Cuidie into the room.

Cuidie's legs became weak when she saw the sack, the wide cloth rope and the wooden stick on the table. "Miss... Miss... what are you... going to do?"

Su Wenqing smiled like a cruel stepmother. She pulled Cuidie to the table and stuffed the sack, wide cloth rope and wooden stick into her arms. "Later, while I'm talking to that attendant, go behind him and put the sack on his head."

Cuidie was so scared that she dropped the things in her hand, took a few steps back, and sat on the ground, looking like she was about to cry, "I... I... I... Miss, I... I can't do it."

Su Wenqing's face became distorted. She stretched out her hand to rub her thumb that was hit by the stick, "It's okay, don't cry. Then, you go and negotiate with him, calm him down first, and tell him that I will be there soon, and I will use the sack."

At around 11 pm, Cuidie was half-coerced and half-enticed by Su Wenqing to go to the east garden.

Cuidie looked at Su Wenqing, who was hiding in the corner of the wall with a sack in her hands. What sin had she committed in her previous life that she had to meet such a master? How could such a gentle and reserved lady from a noble family end up like this after falling into the water?

Su Wenqing gestured left and right with the sack, "No, I have to find a rock. I'm not as tall as him. I can't put the sack over his head like this."

When Cuidie saw Su Wenqing, who looked as delicate and weak as a willow branch, rolling up her sleeves and rolling a big stone to the corner by herself, she suddenly felt as if she was living in a dream.

Su Wenqing picked up the sack and stepped on the stone to make sure it was firm. She raised her chin to Cuidie and said, "Go ahead. Make sure to make him come near here."

Cuidie looked back at Su Wenqing with tears in her eyes as she took every few steps. Finally, under Su Wenqing's gaze, she came to the center of the garden. She waited nervously in front of the pavilion for the arrival of Third Young Master Wen's attendant, silently reciting the words Su Wenqing had taught her over and over again in her heart.

"Hello, Sister Cuidie." The sudden ghost-like voice of the attendant frightened Cuidie so much that she fell to the ground.

The attendant hurriedly helped her up. Seeing her pale face, he apologized repeatedly, "This is my fault. Sister Cuidie, are you okay?"

“It’s okay, it’s okay.” Cuidie took two steps back and smiled with difficulty. “My third miss said that this place is too conspicuous and she is afraid of being seen. She asked me to take you behind the rockery.”

"Your young miss is too cautious. My young master hasn't come yet," the attendant smiled like a monkey, "Then I'll trouble Sister Cuidie to lead the way."

Cuidie was nervous and didn't pay any attention to what the attendant said. As they approached the corner, Cuidie's palms were sweating as she pushed him towards the wall without showing any expression.

The attendant playfully joked, "Sister Cuidie, is this the first time you help your young miss do this? It's okay, just do it a few more times and you’ll be fine. My young master originally liked a maid in my lady's room. The first time I helped them keep watch, I was even more nervous than you are now..."

Cuidie's mind went blank and she could only smile awkwardly instinctively.

Su Wenqing saw the target getting closer and closer. She held the sack with both hands and took a deep breath. One, two, three...

WTF......

Seeing that success was imminent, who would have thought that at this critical moment, the hem of her skirt would be caught by the rose vine on the wall...

Su Wenqing was held back by this disappointing skirt, and hung on the rose vine for a while, neither moving up nor down.

The attendant heard the noise and was about to turn back...

Cuidie was as anxious as an ant in a hot pan. She gritted her teeth and made up her mind. "Ouch——" she fell to the side and hit the servant beside her.

The attendant was a little dazed by the blow. He hurriedly supported Cuidie, but before he could say any words of concern, he almost fainted because of the overwhelming smell of pig manure. When he came to his senses, his world was filled with darkness except for the smell of pig manure.

"Quick! Tie him up tightly with ropes!" Su Wenqing led Cuidie to tie up the attendant like a dumpling.

"Third Miss Su, what are you doing? Let me go!" As soon as he opened his mouth, he felt that the pig manure on the sack was about to fall into his mouth.

Su Wenqing lowered her voice and fiercely hit the attendant on the back with a wooden stick, "Shut up! Who is Third Miss Su? If you make another sound, you will be in trouble!"

"You carry his feet and I'll carry his head. We’ll carry him to the back." Su Wenqing winked at Cuidie while bending down and picking up the sack.

When Su Wenqing leaned over, Cuidie saw the dagger tied to Su Wenqing's waist. She was so scared that she couldn't speak clearly, "Young... no, no... you... you... why are you still carrying a knife?? Are you planning to kill him?"

Su Wenqing smiled sinisterly and deliberately threatened the attendant in the sack, saying, "If you don't behave, I'll kill you."

The attendant was so frightened when he heard this that he burst into tears, "Lady, spare my life! I don't know how I have offended you, please forgive me this once!"

Su Wenqing and Cuidie tried twice to lift up the sack but failed. She put the sack on the ground, put her hands on her hips and said fiercely, "Shut up!"

Cuidie was so anxious that her tears were about to flow out, "Young... this... what should we do?"

Su Wenqing gritted her teeth and said, "Just roll him."

So, the attendant was forced by the two of them to roll like a snowball, slowly rolling towards the abandoned warehouse in the south corner of the garden.

"Ah!" The attendant’s head hit the bricks of the flower bed...

"Aw!” The attendant’s face came into close contact with the ground...

"Ouch!” The indescribable part of the attendant’s body was pressed by the pebbles on the road...

Su Wenqing wiped the sweat from her forehead and kicked him on the butt, "Can you stop screaming so ecstatically!"

The attendant was deeply distressed, his eyes spun around inside the black sack, "How about this, lady? Let's discuss it. You untie my feet and escort me there. It will save you some trouble."

Su Wenqing looked at the endless road ahead and thought for a moment, "Okay, if you dare to run away, just see what will happen!"

"No, no, no, no!" The attendant nodded quickly to show his loyalty.

Su Wenqing untied the wide cloth around his legs and tied him around his waist, "Okay, get up and walk."

"Okay, okay," the attendant quickly stood up, but the moment he stood up, he pushed Su Wenqing hard, turned around and ran away quickly.

Su Wenqing endured the stinging pain from the wound on her palm, watched him run away, and pulled.

"Bang!" The attendant fell flat on his face.

Su Wenqing kicked him angrily, "I knew you couldn't be trusted! Fortunately, I was careful and tied a knot around your foot!"

After Su Wenqing tied him up like a dumpling again, she no longer cared about his wailing and kicked and rolled him into the abandoned warehouse in the south corner of the garden.

Cuidie looked around the warehouse with concern and whispered in Su Wenqing's ear: "Although this place is remote, there are always people coming here during the day. What if he keeps howling..."

Su Wenqing took a few breaths to calm her breathing, then pulled out the dagger from her waist.

Cuidie was so frightened that her face turned pale, "Young... you really want to kill...kill..."

Su Wenqing didn't say anything. She felt through the sack to find the position of the attendant's mouth, then cut a slit in the sack around his mouth, stuffed the rag she took from the kitchen into his mouth, raised her eyebrows and gave Cuidie a teasing look.

Cuidie's cheeks turned slightly red.

Su Wenqing stood up, bent down and patted the attendant on the face, "Be good, if you are obedient and quiet, I will let you go the day after tomorrow. But if you dare to run away again, hum..." Su Wenqing let out a meaningful sneer and stood up.

Cuidie was so nervous that she dared not breathe. When she followed Su Wenqing out of the warehouse, her underwear was already soaked with sweat. "Miss... Miss, you... he... he... "

Su Wenqing was relieved. She felt refreshed all over. She comforted Cuidie, "It's okay. We'll let him out the day after tomorrow. He has ulterior motives and will not dare to speak out."

Cuidie saw the stick in Su Wenqing's hand and asked in confusion, "Miss, why don't you just knock him out? Wouldn't that prevent him from making any sound?"

Su Wenqing choked up. Knock him out? That was a skill that only the powerful martial arts heroes on TV could use. If she didn't hit him in the right place, wouldn't she just break his head?? She didn't want to spend the rest of her life in jail...

Cuidie didn't pay attention to Su Wenqing's complicated expression. She secretly glanced at the wooden door of the warehouse and said, "Are we just going to leave him here? Don't we need to send someone to guard him?"

Su Wenqing smiled like a fox. She patted Cuidie's shoulder and said, "Of course it is necessary. You are the one who is guarding."

Cuidie was about to cry, "Young miss..."

Su Wenqing covered her mouth, "Shh, I don't know who I can trust except you. I would like to stay, but if I don't come back overnight, Zhao Yiniang will definitely find out. Just one night, I will come to accompany you tomorrow morning."

Cuidie was moved to tears by Su Wenqing's words. She wished to repay her with her own death. She agreed in a rush, "Don't worry, leave it to me, you can go back quickly."

After Su Wenqing left, Cuidie returned to the warehouse and huddled in a corner, shivering as she looked at the attendant, who was wrapped like a dumpling and tied to a pillar, wriggling constantly...

Sob, sob, sob——It’s really scary here!! Miss, I hate you!!!

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