Purple Pun Translation

The candy in Lan Ling’s mouth couldn't be swallowed. She had to wait until she drank the wedding wine to swallow it. There were bursts of laughter coming from outside, and the maids leaned against the window to look. "You two should go and see what's going on. We don't need so many people here." Lan Ling said to the maids. The maids thought Lan Ling was blaming them and stood up straight immediately. Lan Ling couldn't stand it anymore, so she swallowed the candy in her mouth and picked up the snacks on the table to eat. "Madam Ling, you can't do that. You have to wait until the prince lifts the veil and drinks the wedding wine before you can eat!" Lan Ling grabbed a handful of snacks and sat back on the bed, covering her head with the veil and starting to eat. "Don't stand there, sit down. You maids can go and watch the fun. This prince finally married his sweetheart, and he has already forgotten me. I won't wait for him anymore. I...

Translator’s Note: For anyone reading Chapter 3 to 8 before June 9, 2024, I just realized that the chapters I published were incomplete. Please take time to reread from Chapter 3. I’m very sorry for the inconvenience. With a cry of surprise, Lan Ling saw Ling Chen's mother's maid staggering and was about to fall. She was very close to Lan Ling, so Lan Ling reached out to support her and caught the wine jug thrown in the air. The girl was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she immediately knelt on the ground. "You reckless girl, you've lost your manners in front of His Majesty, and you still refuse to admit your guilt!" Zhou Guifei 's face became even gloomier. Guifei: Noble Consort. It’s one of the ranks in the Imperial Chinese harem system. "Guifei niang niang , I almost fell down just now and bumped into this girl. It was really my fault." Lan Ling said. Niang niang : a term of address for women in the imperial harem She was...

Ling Chen quickly hid at the door, Lan Ling closed her eyes and pretended to sleep, and the door was gently opened a little. Lan Yu's head poked in, Ling Chen stretched out his hand, directly pulled Lan Yu in, and covered her mouth. A servant girl behind Lan Yu was about to escape. Lan Ling pressed a hidden weapon on her hand, a small needle shot over, and the little girl fainted directly. Ling Chen glanced at her, a little surprised. Lan Ling lived in Moshan until she was thirteen years old. Her grandfather and uncle taught her martial arts in their spare time. She was very smart and learned it quickly. The ring named Meiying on her hand and the silver hairpin Yuehun on her head were given to her by her master Yao Lin. They are both ornaments and weapons. So if she has the will, ordinary people can't hurt her. In her previous life, she had been too stupid and gavin all of herself to someone who didn't love her. Then she had been imprisoned in the dungeon, and Ling Feng put...

Lan Qin took a short nap after dinner, but when she woke up, she found her chin sore and itchy, with three big lumps. She looked in the mirror and burst into tears. Is the Mid-Autumn Festival banquet she had been looking forward to for so long going to be ruined? For whom has she prepared the beautiful Luo skirt for so long? Will she never see the Fourth Prince again? When Lan Ling heard Lixia come back and say that Lan Qin was also stung by a scorpion, she smiled slightly. Of course she knew that she was stung by a scorpion. In the afternoon of the second day, Lan Ling wore the light blue silk skirt that Shen- shi had given her. She only wore a simple plum blossom glass hairpin on her head, and a silver hairpin with a moon-shaped jadeite on the back of her head. This silver hairpin was given to her by her master, and it was named Yuehun. - shi : usually translated as “maiden name”. When a Chinese woman gets married, she doesn’t take her husband’s surname. In her husband’s family, she ...

Every night, Ling Chen would come to Lan Ling's room, not touching her, but just irritating her, listening to her yelling and cursing, and then he slept soundly. Everyone in Full Spring Building knew that a nobleman had paid a lot of money for Lan Ling. It was said that she yelled and cursed until midnight on the first night she lost her virginity. On the third day, Lan Ling pricked up her ears as soon as she opened her eyes, waiting for someone to rescue her. A drunk man sneaked into Lan Ling's room, his face red and his eyes blurry. Lan Ling was tied up and could only yell for help. Spring Full Building’s madam came in to stop him but was kicked out by the man. (Please read this at purplepun.blogspot.com) The man closed the door, his face full of violence. He stretched out his hands to tear Lan Ling's clothes. Lan Ling shouted: "Ling Chen!" "I’m here!" It turned out that he had been watching outside the window. What a pervert. The doo...

 "Grandpa, before making a decision, you must ask Ling'er. If you don't promise Ling’er, Ling'er will not go to Yuncheng." "Ling'er, what happened?" Chen Youshui was puzzled. The girl who was still clamoring to go down the mountain to find her father the day before seemed to have changed. "Grandpa, we don't know much about my father and his life. I just don't want anything to happen to Qingyi Hall." Lan Ling saw her grandfather's worry and said lightly. "Okay, Grandpa promises you that I will discuss these things with you before making a decision." Chen Youshui promised Lan Ling. On the evening of the 11 th day of the 8 th month, Lan Ling entered the gate of Yuncheng. Qiaochun and Lixia lifted the curtain of the carriage and looked out. "Ah, Miss, Yuncheng is worthy of being the imperial capital, it’s so prosperous." Lan Ling smiled bitterly. She would rather never step into this city. The car...

Is it fate? I can't even escape? Will I meet him again today? In that life, she was introduced to Ling Feng by her father on this day. She fell in love with him at first sight. She could not forget him for the rest of her life, so she went to a situation of no return. In this life, she doesn’t want to have any intersection with them again. Seeing him getting closer and closer, Lan Ling looked at the man in black lying on the ground. Who was the person Ling Feng was chasing? Lan Ling picked up a stone and threw it hard to the left. Ling Feng stood still and quickly led people to run to the left. Lan Ling stepped forward and helped the man in black on the ground. He followed her obediently and ran quickly to the right. She was very familiar with the road here. There was a cave not far to the right. She put the man in black on the big stone slab and used a dagger to pick open his clothes. He was shot in the shoulder by an arrow and there’s a cut wound on his abdomen. But non...