Sorry, My Wife Has a Hole in Her Brain Chapter 13

Su Zhining still felt unsatisfied after coming back from watching the migratory birds. While eating snacks in Su Wenqing's room, she "showed off" everything that happened between her and Second Young Master Wang from childhood to adulthood.

The second son of the Wang family was named Wang Xiuyan. Because of the Wang family's grandmother was still related to the Su family, Su Zhining and Wang Xiuyan had known each other since childhood. According to Su Zhining's description, the second son of the Wang family had a handsome face and looked like Pan An. He was the ideal husband for many famous ladies in Anjing City.

Su Zhining threatened: "You can't fall in love with Brother Xiuyan just because I told you this. If you want to compete with me for Brother Xiuyan, I will turn against you!"

Su Wenqing was not interested in this Xiuyan. She just wanted this 'young lady' to go back to her room and sleep. "Don't worry, Second Sister. The person I love is Xie Shian. I will be Young Master Xie's person in life and Young Master Xie's ghost in death. I will not marry anyone else in this life."

Su Zhining felt relieved. She pouted and complained, "Actually, everyone is good, except for Brother Xiuyan's younger sister. She has her eyes so high that she looks down on the Su family and thinks her brother is only fit to marry a princess. Every time I talk to Brother Xiuyan, she always sneers at me. It really makes me angry to death."

Su Wenqing propped up his head and said perfunctorily, "You should be angry."

Su Zhining said excitedly: "What I can't stand the most is that she keeps talking about di and shu children all day long. Every time I see her face, I want to slap her!"

Su Wenqing said: "She should be beaten indeed."

"Are you listening to me? What's under your pillow? I've seen you looking there more than a dozen times." Su Zhining put down the snacks angrily, stood up and was about to lift Su Wenqing's pillow.

Su Wenqing's heart almost jumped out of her throat when she saw this. She hurriedly pulled Su Zhining.

"Nothing, I'm just a little tired after sitting in the car all day," Su Wenqing smiled calmly and advised, "Tomorrow is the Spring Banquet, and Brother Wang will definitely be there. If you don't sleep now, Second Sister will have to see Brother Wang with dark circles under your eyes."

Su Wenqing's words obviously hit Su Zhining's sore spot. She didn't lift her pillow or chatter anymore, and just said "Go to bed early" and ran back to her room.

Su Wenqing stuffed the book under the pillow under the mattress with lingering fear. The nightlife of ancient people was boring. They either wrote, painted, played chess or embroidered. Su Wenqing had no interest in these four things. When she first transmigrated, she could only wash up early and go to listen to the lectures of the old man Zhou Gong.

*Listening to the lectures of Zhou Gong: Entering the dreamland

Until one day, while she was strolling in the market to research an escape plan, she discovered a "magic treasure shop".

At first glance, the store looks like a proper bookshop, but inside there was a collection of all the banned story scripts on the market. The writing style and content were truly exciting, colorful, and extraordinary!

Before coming to Beishan, Su Wenqing borrowed a new work by Mr. Partridge, which tells the story of the romantic affairs between the regent of the previous dynasty and the young empress dowager.

Yesterday, Su Wenqing saw the sinister and violent Regent trying to press the little Empress Dowager onto the bed, but Cuidie interrupted her in the name of resting. Su Wenqing was both impatient and itchy after being stuck on this "exciting" plot for a whole day.

Su Wenqing quickly washed and removed her makeup, then sent Cuidie away. She then took out the script from under her pillow and began to read it with great interest. She read until around three o'clock in the morning.

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Early the next morning, Su Wenqing felt like she was woken up right after she fell asleep. She dazedly glanced out the window at the pitch-black night and looked at Cuidie in front of the bed in confusion.

Cuidie struggled to pull Su Wenqing out of the bed, and urged: "Miss, you'd better hurry up, the Eldest Miss and Second Miss are almost ready."

Su Wenqing's body was forced to wake up, but her spirit was still sleeping. She looked at Cuidie blankly and nodded, then fell down again, wrapping herself in a quilt. The whole action was done in one go, as smooth as flowing water.

Cuidie was so angry that her chest hurt. She pulled Su Wenqing's quilt aside again and advised earnestly, "Miss, don't sleep. It's really late. What is this? "The Regent and the Empress Dowager in the Beautiful and Erotic Poems of the Southern Country"? "

Su Wenqing instantly regained consciousness after hearing this. She snatched the book from Cuidie's hand and stuffed it under her pillow. She stretched lazily as if nothing had happened and said, "Didn't they say that the Spring Banquet is for viewing flowers and drinking wine? It's not even bright yet outside. It's still pitch black. How can we view flowers?"

Cuidie didn't think much about it. She handed the face towel to Su Wenqing and explained, "There's nothing we can do about it. We need to take a carriage and then a boat. We won't arrive until noon, just in time for lunch."

Su Wenqing's stomach growled at the thought of such a long journey. Su Wenqing touched her stomach and said quietly, "Please prepare some snacks for me. I'm afraid I'll be the first 'noble lady' to starve to death."

After Su Wenqing swallowed two pieces of cake, she was urged out by Zhao Yiniang before she could even drink some water. Su Wenqing got into the carriage with tired steps and a look of despair.

Su Zhining came over and pointed at the dark circles under Su Wenqing's eyes and asked in shock, "I left your room before midnight last night. What were you doing for more than four hours?"

Su Jinsheng looked over thoughtfully when she heard this.

Su Wenqing was frightened when she saw Su Jinsheng's eyes. Who knew what she was thinking about? Su Wenqing hurriedly explained, "I'm a little picky about my bed. I couldn't fall asleep last night."

Su Zhining didn't notice the atmosphere between the other two people in the car. She put the matter behind her after asking. She pulled Su Wenqing and shook the hairpin on her head, "Come on, come on, take a look at my makeup today."

Su Wenqing looked at the expectation in Su Zhining's eyes and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. She had to admit that the Su family's genes were indeed powerful. The three daughters of the Su family were all good-looking. Su Jinsheng was bright and gorgeous, Su Wenqing was delicate and pitiful, and Su Zhining was lively and cute.

It was obvious that Su Zhining's outfit was carefully selected. Whether the lotus pink chest-length skirt or the lifelike butterfly hairpin in her hair, they could highlight her lively temperament.

Su Wenqing helped her adjust her butterfly hairpin and said with a sincere smile, "Don't worry, your Brother Wang family will definitely notice you at first sight."

The carriage bumped along for more than an hour before finally reaching the destination. The rising sun dispelled the white mist on the river. Endless green mountains stretched out on both sides of the river. Various bamboo rafts and boats floated on the green water. On the grass on the shore, the young men and young ladies who had arrived first were chatting and laughing in groups of three or five.

As soon as Su Wenqing got off the carriage, he saw Su Zhining running to greet Wang Xiuyan with waving hands and jumping feet. Wang Xiuyan had a friendly temperament and looked a bit like the brother next door. Although he was good-looking, but the description of as handsome as Panan was definitely created by Su Zhining's with her tinted glasses of love.

It was unclear what Wang Xiuyan said, but Su Zhining covered her face and blushed.

Su Zhining was innocent and lively, and Su Wenqing couldn't help but smile like an aunt when she saw her like this.

After smiling, she felt a little lost. Su Jinsheng was accompanied by her close friend Princess Anping, and Su Zhining was accompanied by her childhood sweetheart, Young Master Wang. She seemed particularly lonely, standing alone by the carriage.

*Anping Junzhu 安平县主: Princess Anping. Junzhu means princess of the second rank, a title usually given to an Emperor’s niece.

However, this feeling of loneliness was driven away by Su Wenqing before it could stay in her heart for ten seconds. Su Wenqing called Cuidie and asked in a low voice: "Have you seen Third Young Master Wen?"

" Third Young Master Wen?" Cui Die asked in surprise, "Miss, what do you want to do with him? Third Young Master Wen is not a good person."

Su Wenqing pulled Cuidie and lowered her voice, "Keep your voice down! Help me find where he is and tell me who he is."

Cuidie nodded in confusion, looked around and whispered to Su Wenqing, "It's the young man wearing a pink robe under the willow tree in the east."

Su Wenqing pretended to be calm and looked towards the east. She knew who the third son of the Wen family was at a glance. It was not because of the wide pink robe, but because his vulgar temperament due to frequenting brothels all year round was too prominent, especially the dark bags under his eyes that were three or four times bigger than his eyes. It gave Su Wenqing the illusion that he would die of a stroke at any time.

He was followed by two attendants, one looked honest and kind, and the other looked smart and agile.

The clever and agile attendant was very sensitive to Su Wenqing's gaze, and as soon as Su Wenqing looked over, he immediately met her gaze.

Su Wenqing was slightly stunned. She saw that the attendant nodded to her very slightly.

Su Wenqing said to Cuidie thoughtfully, "Do you see the attendant on the left of Third Young Master Wen? Find a chance to call him out alone later, tell him who you are, and then say that I have something to discuss with you. If he doesn't ask anything but only the time and place, ask him to come to the east garden at midnight tonight."

Cui Die said puzzledly: "What if he asks why?"

Su Wenqing pondered for a while and said, "If he looks confused and puzzled, and asks what's going on, you can find an excuse to evade him and not invite him over. Then ask the attendant on the right of Third Young Master Wen the same question."

Cuidie nodded as if she understood and asked, "Miss, what are you planning to do?"

Su Wenqing raised her eyebrows and smiled, "You'll know in the evening."

After Su Wenqing turned and left, the clever and agile long-servant cunningly leaned to Third Young Master Wen’s ear and said, "Young Master, the third lady of the Su family seems to be interested in you. She has been looking at you just now."

The cloudy eyes of the Third Young Master Wen brightened up, "The Third Miss of the Su Family? She is a real beauty. What is the status of the Su family? Would she be interested in me? Are you sure?"

The clever and agile attendant said, "I am absolutely not mistaken. She first secretly glanced at you several times. After I found out, she pretended to be calm and talked to the maid beside her. Before leaving, she looked at you a few more times reluctantly."

Third Young Master Wen was delighted to hear this. After thinking for a while, he said, "The Spring Banquet is a good time for a tryst. If what you said is true, she will definitely send a maid to test the water. If you have nothing to do during these few days, go hang around her maid more often."

"If the task is accomplished..." Third Young Master Wen stroked his chin and smiled greasyly, "There will be a huge reward."

"Yes, sir, don't worry, I'll take care of it!"

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