Sorry, My Wife Has a Hole in Her Brain Chapter 7

Su Wenqing leaned against the carriage window with a listless look. In fact, she had tried to escape in the past three days. She walked around the wall of the Su Mansion more than ten times. There were six gates in the Su Mansion, and each gate was always guarded. She could go out, but she had to report to the old lady first, and she had to be followed by at least two maids and four servants.

She still had the confidence to knock out two maids and escape. But against the four servants, the only outcome for her was that she would be caught and severely beaten by Su Yu.

The design of the trees planted beside the wall of the Su Mansion was also not friendly to all thieves who want to come to the Su Mansion for a night tour. The weeping willows beside the wall were four meters away from the wall. If you wanted to jump from the tree to the wall, you have to break a world record for long jump first.

They are just petty thieves who work diligently day and night. Do we really have to ask such high standards of a thief?

The most outrageous thing was that in such a huge Su Mansion, there was not even a dog hole!

Su Wenqing really couldn't figure out how the author designed the scene in the original book. The place where the heroine Su Jinsheng lived didn't even have a dog hole. How could Su Jinsheng and the hero Xiao Yun date without a dog hole? Wouldn't it be too boring to just climb over the wall all day long?

If she was the author of the original book, she would have designed a dog hole. Xiao Yun was itching to see Su Jinsheng after not seeing her for a few days, and finally climbed into Su mansion on a dark and windy night. When Xiao Yun and Su Jinsheng were reluctant to part by the wall, Su Yu came with people. Xiao Yun had no time to climb over the wall, so Su Jinsheng hurriedly took him to the dog hole. After hesitating for a long time, Xiao Yun leaned over and crawled in.

At the critical moment...

Xiao Yun's butt was stuck in the hole...

Su Jinsheng used the Foshan Shadowless Kick in a hurry. After Xiao Yun was kicked out of the dog hole by Su Jinsheng, he limped back to his mansion with the mark of Su Jinsheng's love...

Su Wenqing tried to hold it in for a while but couldn't hold it back any longer and laughed out loud in the carriage alone.

The laughter seemed extremely strange in the carriage where it was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop. Su Jinsheng and Su Zhining looked at each other in surprise.

Su Zhining rubbed the goose bumps on her body, "What are you laughing at? Are you okay?"

Su Wenqing was about to speak, but when she looked up, she saw Su Jinsheng's dignified and beautiful face like a flower from a high mountain. She thought of the Foshan Shadowless Kick and laughed so hard that she shook back and forth. She might never be able to look Su Jinsheng and the fifth prince Xiao Yun in the eye again.

In the next hour, Su Wenqing occasionally let out a few strange laughs...

Su Zhining cried out "Ah——" and pulled open the carriage curtain, screaming, "I can't stand it anymore! Stop the carriage! I want to change carriages!"

Su Wenqing couldn't stop laughing while pulling Su Zhining, "I'm not laughing anymore, don't change, I really am not laughing anymore!"

Su Zhining ignored her. As soon as the carriage stopped, she trod on the ground and headed straight for Zhao Yiniang's carriage. "Oh, oh, oh - Mother - Third sister bullies me! She pretends to be possessed by a ghost to scare me!"

Su Wenqing laughed when she heard this. Actually, Su Zhining was not a bad person by nature. She was just straightforward and had no ulterior motives. In the original book, she was always used as a pawn by Su Wenqing. Su Jinsheng probably knew this, so Su Zhining's final ending was not bad. It seemed that she married the second son of the Wang family, who was as handsome as Pan An, whom she had always dreamed of. In the end, she was even whitewashed...

Su Wenqing sighed quietly. Why could other villains be whitewashed easily, but her road to whitewashing had to be so bumpy and difficult?

She just wanted to be a grain of sand among the countless people and didn't want to shoulder the great responsibility given by heaven. Wouldn't it be better for her to be a small salted fish who eats and waits for death in peace? Why must she be made to suffer and work hard first?

After Su Zhining left, she and Su Jinsheng were the only ones left in the huge carriage, sitting opposite each other. The atmosphere was so quiet that it was awkward.

Su Wenqing hadalways been an expert at warming up the crowd. She had seven or eight topics lined up waiting in her throat. However, she was more worried about the tricky setting than being surrounded by the awkward atmosphere. What if she lost control of her body before she could even say a few words? There was nothing more despairing than quietly watching herself swimming towards death.

So, she chose to be as quiet as a chicken...

The carriage bumped along the gravel road in the suburbs. Su Wenqing leaned on the window with a pillow and admired the scenery along the way with great interest. It was good in ancient times without industrial pollution. The mountains were mountains, the water was water, and even the clouds were pure white...

Su Jinsheng was not feeling well sitting opposite her. She was almost certain that Su Wenqing had deliberately sent Su Zhining away, but she really couldn't figure out what Su Wenqing was going to do. Su Wenqing was clearly going to say something just now, so she became extremely alert and waited with bated breath, but in the end, Su Wenqing didn't say anything.

Su Jinsheng secretly observed Su Wenqing for a long time, but could not see anything from the environment outside Su Wenqing's window, so why was she smiling so complacently?

Su Jinsheng replayed her plan in her mind three times but couldn't figure out any flaws. Finally, she decided to take the initiative to test the waters.

"Why did you deliberately send Su Zhining away?" Su Jinsheng's cold voice sounded behind him.

Su Wenqing was stunned for three seconds before she realized that Su Jinsheng was talking to her. Alas, she was forced to add another personality.

Su Wenqing explained feebly, "I didn't deliberately send Second Sister away. You saw it, she wanted to leave on her own."

Su Jinsheng's suspicious look remained unchanged: "If you didn't deliberately smile so strangely from time to time, why would she leave?"

Su Wenqing had a complicated expression. It was unfair! She really felt wronged! But the key point was that this matter could not be explained! She couldn't say, "I'm sorry, I just imagined a scene of you and your future lover having a tryst under the moon. I laughed because you kicked your lover's butt with your Foshan Shadowless Kick," right?

Su Wenqing laughed awkwardly twice, "I didn't mean it, I just suddenly remembered some things from my childhood and couldn't help it."

Su Jinsheng frowned slightly, "When we were little? What happened?"

Su Wenqing's smile froze. How should I know what happened? The author didn't write it! And can't you tell that this is a polite refusal? Where is your clever mind?

However, she had to continue the lie even if she had to kneel down. Su Wenqing got into the role in a second, revealing a trace of nostalgia, "My mother died early, and I was a shu daughter. When I was young, the other siblings didn't want to play with me. Only you, my eldest sister, always protected me."

Su Jinsheng's thick and long eyelashes trembled slightly.

Su Wenqing: "You taught me to read and write, shared charcoal with me in winter and ice with me in summer. At that time, I really regarded you as my closest relative. I even thought that if something happened to you in the future, I could even repay you with my life."

Su Wenqing's eyebrows showed a trace of melancholy and regret: "Tell me, how did we get to this point?"

Su Jinsheng curled the corners of his mouth, revealing a bit of self-mockery, "Yeah, I want to know why too."

Su Wenqing plopped down on Su Jinsheng's knees, held her hands, and looked up at her eyes sincerely and earnestly, "If I said I was cursed, would you believe it? I can't control my body from time to time, and I did many things against my will. "

Su Jinsheng lowered her eyes and looked deeply at Su Wenqing. After a long while, she opened her red lips and said in a voice like the sound of nature: "I believe it."

Su Wenqing was dizzy after hearing these two words. Happiness came too quickly and caught her off guard. She felt that Su Jinsheng at this moment was like an angel who came to the world to save her from suffering, the kind with a halo on his head.

Su Wenqing choked up and laughed, "I knew you would believe me."

Su Jinsheng pulled his hand away calmly, "I believe that you are under a spell now."

The fireworks in Su Wenqing's heart went "bang bang bang" when they were suddenly stopped halfway through. The fireworks and confetti that rushed into the air "shua shua" fell down and hit her face in the dirt.

Su Jinsheng remained calm, "It's true that the other siblings didn't want to play with you when you were little, and it's also true that they didn't want to teach you to read and write, but I never gave you any charcoal or ice."

Su Wenqing was confused: "Ah?"

Su Jinsheng: "Do you know why Zhao Yiniang, as a concubine, was able to run the Su Mansion for so many years?"

The Mary Sue heroine's brilliance was so dazzling that Su Wenqing couldn't help but become the supporting role. She shook her head cooperatively.

Su Jinsheng: "Because she is good at talking and doing things, and most importantly, she has never skimped on the expenses of the people in the mansion."

It took Su Wenqing five seconds to react. Yiniang didn't skimped on the expenses? What kind of fresh and unconventional setting is this?! Isn't it better to be ordinary? Why do you have to do these unique things!

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